Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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