Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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