When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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