How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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