So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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