can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
How external is "for external use only"?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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