Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Randomize
