it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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