Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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