no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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