I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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