He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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