So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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