i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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