they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
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