grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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