How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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