Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Randomize
