lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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