I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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