I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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