We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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