so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
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