He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
My penis needs a shock collar
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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