Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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