Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize