I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
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