I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Randomize
