If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I got her a Nickelback box set.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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