she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Randomize
