Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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