Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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