Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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