i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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