mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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