I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize