Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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