That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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