You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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