No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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