She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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