So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I just found puke in my bra..
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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