my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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