You were right. It hurts to walk today.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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