She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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