Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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