I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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