Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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