How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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