so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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