Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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