Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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