But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
You need a sexual gate keeper
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize