dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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